Monday, April 26, 2010

Dave the Punk Rock Cat's Big Adventure Page 12

I'll bet you think this is the end, don't you? DON'T YOU! Well you're... wrong! This is simply the end of the story that Dave began telling on page one. Remember, he's still sitting there, telling this story to a strange man who may or may not conceive of the fact that this cat is talking to him. What ARE the rules on Dave's world? Who can understand him and who can't? WHY can they understand him? How did Dave live this long to relate stories about things that happened in the 60's, 70's and 80's to us future folk of the 10's? There are perfectly rational and reasonable explanations to all of these questions, I assure you. It's just that you don't get to know them, not yet, not now! It would ruin everything! It would steal away all of Dave's magical comedy powers, and you wouldn't want that, would you? WOULD YOU!?
Oh, I see now, I'm hip to your little game, I'm diggin' the hip groove, daddy-o!
You want to destroy my funny! You HATE my funny! Well mister (or miss) if you hate funny so much, then you'll just have to start reading Blood Will Tell vol. 3! It will premiere on Parasomnia Comics this summer, and you can just bet it will be dark and depressing, and just plain horrifying, a real testament to the bleakness of the life and the emptiness of the soul and meaninglessness of existence. Also, there will be action. Tons of heart pounding action! Chapter one was all setup, and chapter two was character development. Chapter three is all action, baby! In anticipation of the unveiling of this volume, I implore you to bear this quote in mind. "No more tears; now I think upon revenge." - Mary Stuart, Queen of Scots.

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